Pseudocode: College Fashion Choices by Gender

Getting a little geeky here. Having worked on a college campus for over five years, I believe the following pseudocode of fashion decisions to be accurate for at least 80% of the student body, (pardon the pun).

Case: Female
//This Case has been simplified for the sake of brevity
     Check_The_Weather(ZipCode);
          If (Weather==NotCold)
               Morning_Routine(Female);
               Shave_Legs(Female);
               If (Mini_Skirt==Clean)
                    Clothing_Bottom = Mini_Skirt;
               Else If (Shorts==Clean)
                    Clothing_Bottom = Shorts;
               Else If (Cocktail_Dress==Clean)
                    Clothing_Bottom = Cocktail_Dress;
               End If
               Else
                    Morning_Routine(Female);
                    Clothing_Bottom=Jeans;
     End If
     Choose_Matching_Clothing_Top(Clothing_Bottom);
     Footwear = Flip_Flops;
     Go_To_Class();

Case: Male
     If (Male ==Naked)
          Put_On_Least_Smelly_Clothes(Male);
     End If
     Footwear = Flip_Flops;
     Go_To_Class();